I See You

Saw a familiar name pop up on this Facebook page. It seemed like a fitting write-up for someone whose musical achievements I'm aware of add up to languishing in the B2B queue for charity singles. Then once I realised Chris Rea's most well-known song was called Driving Home for Christmas, I got the joke and found it even funnier:

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"You're driving home for Christmas and it's been nothing but lane closures and average speed checks. For hours you were top to toe in tailbacks. For hours more, you were stuck in a river of traffic where the water didn't flow..."

"I see you tumble out of the car door with all the grace of a newborn giraffe falling out of its mother, so eager are you to be home."