A band that is not a band

Interesting conceptual exercise around "what is a band?" question:

[pitchfork.com] http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/99-title-tk/

Amusing. I like that we at least know what they're about. I hate being tricked! There's an artist called Relative; who released 4 albums with the longer tracks ranging from 13 hours to 57 years in length. Only once you've downloaded the gigabytes do you discover that his tracks are all completely silent. Thankfully I only tried the 13 hour one.

I wonder if they string their guitars. What if one of them accidentally bumps a string?